I have recently discovered that posh girls have a distinct repulsion to good shoes. And Pippa, Chelsea, and dare I say it the new fashion darling Kate Middleton, are all at it.
One style that has become a Sloane Street staple is the raffia wedge pumps. These bulky eye sores seem to have spawned from LK Bennett, and just when you thought it couldn't get any worse..they made them shiny. Too cumbersome, too much one colour, and the wrong side of bland.
Remember Pips, one McQueen maketh you a fashionista not. Must try harder next time. Especially when you're sitting near Anna Wintour who rocked Wimbledon today with a striped Prada dress. Game, set and match.
If you would also like some fugly shoes, head to your nearest LK Bennett. Or alternatively, here are the best wedges around.
Clockwise from top left:
Yves Saint Laurent £405; Guiseppe Zanotti; Zara £29.99; Marni £390; Miu Miu £420; Chloe £575; Sam Edelman £195